On Tue, 4 Feb 1997 12:16:05 -0500 (EST), J. D. Farber wrote:
(Quoting David Lerman)
Actually, Ryouga is coming back as a zombie. Yes, it's that horrifying
thriller
"NIGHT OF THE LIVING P-CHAN"
No, Ryo(u)ga is not coming back from the dead, because HE AIN'T DEAD
in the first place!!!!! But there will be a part of this story where
SHAMPOO dies and gets re-animated in cat form. All due to the ancient
forbidden black art of NEKO-MANCY! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
JD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I have just solved all the relationships!!
That makes this an otaku fic. That makes me eligable for a revenge fic!!!
And after what I did to them, THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME!!!!!! HELP!!!!
(Anyone that wants to write this revenge fic, feel free. I must make one
request. My name is JON, as in JONATHAN, not JOHN. Kay?)
Gary: Geez, they revenged me and I never did anything even close to an
otakufic. OK, let's see what I can come up with here...
(Meanwhile, JD is sitting at his computer when he hears a voice behind
him:)
Voice: Well well, if it isn't Jon as in Jonathan.
(JD turns around to see Ranma and Akane.)
JD: Uh oh... Uh, I didn't mean anything by it, really! It was just a
silly little thing!
Ranma: Oh, we understand. Believe me, we're all in favor of using
cheap gags to provide humor for the readers.
JD: Oh, good!
Ranma: Like this, for example.
(He pulls out a large cream pie and pushes it in JD's face. A
laughtrack is heard, follwed by stock footage of applause from the
Women's Institute.)
JD: Nusl flvr.
Ranma: What?
JD: (slurp) I said it's an unusual flavor.
Ranma: Akane cooked it. (JD gets a worried look)
Akane: Jerk! (Crowns Ranma with her mallet) I told you, my cooking's
not a weapon! Anyway, I had help with this one!
(JD breathes sigh of relief)
Ranma: Help?
Akane: Yeah! From Kodachi!
(JD collapses in a quivering mass)
Akane: What's HIS problem?
Gary Kleppe
kleppe@execpc.com, Home page http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe
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