"Shadow Dancer" <cshadow@hotmail.com> 02/03/97 02:07pm >>>

[A large person sits in front of his/her screen, watching as message
after message gets sent in.]

Person:  Ah.... more messages for me to read!

[The person opens and reads message after message, completely
ignoring the fact that someone put in a lot of hard time and effort to
_write_ those messages.  This person is a lurker.]

Lurker:  Mail! Glorious mail!  I can't get enough!

[A useless part of society, the lurker does not much except take up
precious server time.  But, sometimes a lurker will reform.]

Lurker:  Oh!  This one looks good enough to respond to!  I'd better
get on that right now.

[The lurker quickly transforms into an proof-reader, as he/she now
responds to other people's hard-written works.]

Proof-reader:  Hmm, maybe this isn't so bad, after all.

*** THE END ***

Can you say, "HIIIINNNNTTT"?  I knew you could....

SuperHentai