Curious... why Sean.  Nice choice, by the way, but curious 
nevertheless.

Why Sean?  'Cause he brought up the idea in the first place...

Her voice began to echo in the strangest way.  "Moon Cosmic Power!"  Her
clothes disappeared, which Sean didn't mind, 

       You little pervert, you... 

Though I'd rather Jupiter had been transforming... :-)

"I am Sailor Moon!"  Sean turned to see the silly girl glaring at him. 
"I stand for love and justice.  In the name of the moon, I will..."

       What, what, you'll do what?????
       Sheeeesh, you just stripped naked in front of Sean...

As many women are wont to do under the same circumstances...

Sean had had enough.  

       Well, not yet, anyway.

<johnentwhistle>

I've had enough of bein' nice!
I've had enough of...

</johnentwhistle>

Sorry.

He picked up the rose and threw it at her.  His
throw was amazingly accurate; the rose hit her in the mouth as she was
pontificating.  He had the pleasure of simultaneously seeing her look
surprised and shutting her up.

       If Sean had any sense at all he'd be all over this babe.

Sean regards Usagi's voice as one of the most painful things in the
universe, so a "NOT!" is in order.

She spat out the rose, coughed up a few petals, then growled at him. 
"That's it!  You're going down."

       Oh, she wants to be on top...

"Dreaming...from the waist on down..."

Geez, I seem to be in a Who mood this morning...

She began to struggle.  "Let me go, nasty creature, before I...."

       .... grab something of yours, maybe...

And where are the other Senshi when I need them?

       Wait till he gets a look at the 'wand'.

"I'm sorry!  I broke the Spiral Heart Moon Rod!  WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" - Biles

       Yes, group sex.... [noding has become a blur] very, very nice.
(Ah, Kun-chan, we no longer need you.  Thank you.  Leave your name at the
desk on your way home and we'll let you know.)

Greg, I think you need to get back to your honeymoon sequences for a 
rewrite...or perhaps take some of your own advice with a bucket of
water...

       - Greg
       (Drunk on his ass and going to bed now... alone.  Damnit Kun-chan,
I meant YOUR HOME!  Go bother Jimbo.)        

Ah, suddenly it all makes sense...

--Sean Gaffney
--depressingly sober