Yeah!  Continue this one!  It's funny, and it seems to (at least so far)
capture the essence that people were looking for in that spam thread...

Do it!
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 Magic Knight Kyone
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and
 quick to anger." --J.R.R. Tolkien                                
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and
 good with ketchup." --Anonymous