On Sun, 2 Feb 1997 08:19:34 -0500 Sean Gaffney wrote:

: Actually, despite there being several low-quality lemons out there, I'm
: rather impressed that we haven't sunk as low as most other fanfic 
: universes.  Very little B&D, FDom, mc, inc, Mf, mF, ws, tort, nc, etc.

Ah, I see the mark of an expert here, who knows all the subject
tags by heart.  Let's see what we can do...


  B&D "Bondage and Domination"

Akane gets kidnapped and tied up *again*.  Ranma beats the
kidnapper to a pulp, but then the story takes an unexpected turn.
"You want me to untie you?  Beg!"


  FDom  "Female Domination"

Nodoka forces Genma to fulfill his marital duties at swordpoint.


  mc  "Mind Control"

Passion Spice!  Aaaarrrrrgh!!


  inc  "incest"

Ranma & Ranko.  'nuff said.  (Oh, and then there are those
persistent rumours, claiming that Akane *suspiciously* looks like
Ranma's long lost brother...)


  Mf  "Adult Male with young female"

Happousai with Ranma-chan.  It's either a darkfic or a comedy.


  mF  "Young male with adult Female"

Poor Nodoka has not seen her husband for ten years.  She is
even beginning to forget what sex with him was like.  One night
her passion overcomes her again and she relieves herself manually
(or with the sword handle if you're into *really* weird lemons). 
Just then a voice rings out and surprises her.  "Could you tell me
the way to the Tendou Dojo?  Or at least out of this house?"


  ws  Huh...?<flipflipflip>  Ah.  "watersports"

Well, just about any fic.  This is Ranma 1/2.

Angus:  Err... I don't think that's what it means.


  tort  "Torture"

Just about anything with Cologne in it.  Or does it mean torture
for the *characters*?  In that case Ranma gets invited into
Kodachi's basement...


  nc  "Non-Consensual"

Nope.  Rape is just about the only thing I'd *never* touch in a
lemon.  There's nothing funny about rape no matter how your turn
it.  On the other hand there was this fic where some guy attempts
to rape the "helpless girls" at the Tendou Dojo and ends up
crippled for life.  Now, *that* I can laugh about.  The story had
too few garlic crushers, though.


Sebastian (And this from someone who scored 90.5% on his purity
           test)
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