Subject: Re: [FFML] [Lemon][Ranma] Ranma no Hentai! ...? (First draft! C&C please)
From: "J. D. Farber" <farber@injersey.com>
Date: 2/3/1997, 8:19 PM
To: mihoshi1@mail.themall.net (Mihoshi), fanfic@fanfic.com

I haven't seen it, but it's probably out there. Though there is a 'fic
with a spring roll in it. ;p

Kun-chan...

  EEEK!  Not the spring roll!!  Waaaaah!!!  Kun-chan, your ability to make
_eating food_ something seductive will never cease to boggle Mihoshi's
mind.  Mihoshi is STILL getting over what you did with a Coke... x_x

Seductive?!?  I was really enjoing that scene (Please, minna-san, get your
minds out of the gutter!), and then...then...Akane bit into the spring roll.
I was writhing on the floor in pain.  That's not seduction.  That is pure,
unadulterated EVIL!!  I can no longer look at spring rolls the same way.

Wait.  That _WAS_ Kun-sama's story, right?  I remember reading a story that
had Akane teasing Ranma with a spring roll, and then biting savagely into
it.  Ranma fainted at that point, and Akane is going "Ranma?  What's
wrong?".  Gee, I would really hate to be saying this to Kun-sama, and then
find out that it was someone else that wrote that scene.

<Insert general prayers of correctness to various Minor, Major, and All
deities in between.>

J. D. Farber
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Dakedo Akane warau to kawaii yo.