Subject: [spamfic]The Lurker
From: "Shadow Dancer" <cshadow@hotmail.com>
Date: 2/2/1997, 2:51 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

[A large person sits in front of his/her screen, watching as message after
message gets sent in.]

Person:  Ah.... more messages for me to read!

[The person opens and reads message after message, completely ignoring the fact
that someone put in a lot of hard time and effort to _write_ those messages. 
This person is a lurker.]

Lurker:  Mail! Glorious mail!  I can't get enough!

[A useless part of society, the lurker does not much except take up precious
server time.  But, sometimes a lurker will reform.]

Lurker:  Oh!  This one looks good enough to respond to!  I'd better
         get on that right now.

[The lurker quickly transforms into an proof-reader, as he/she now responds to
other people's hard-written works.]

Proof-reader:  Hmm, maybe this isn't so bad, after all.

*** THE END ***

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                      from
               -=<Shadow Dancer>=-
                      and
             -=<(Ishtay Mnangnara)>=-
                       of
        -=Black Lightning=- Design Group
               cshadow@hotmail.com
              ishtaykun@hotmail.com

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