On Fri, 24 Jan 1997, Terence Fergusson wrote:

: To Fail a Final! Some of these are hilarious. Especially concerning
: essay and math finals. Enjoy!>                                [Yahoo!]

52.  Fill the entire paper by writing "I am a fish" four hundred times,
     performing a little dance at the end, and passing out.

53.  On your second try, cover your body with notes for the exam beforehand.
     When you get inside and find that all those carefully prepared notes
     have smeared into illegibility, place your inky palmprint on the paper,
     sign it, stand up, salute the examiner, and pass out.

Red Dwarf, 'The End'  (first episode).  Arnold J Rimmer's 10th and 11th
attempts at passing his AstroSpaceNavigation exam so he can become an
officer.  (HA!).  ( Could be different numbers, they quote different
number of attempts during the RD series.)

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                  The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@humbug.org.au
              Who has to thank Kun-chan for finally sending RD tapes ;)