Nihao!
I'm new to the mailing list but have tried to keep track of what's
going on through my partner Ranchan (I've been computer-deficient for the
past 10 months) Anyway, I have an idea for two tournament fics, one
regular and one lemon. They will involve fanfic writers vs. any anime
character, whether they be from Ranma, Sailor moon, etc. The winner will
recieve the mystic "Dragon's Eye", a jewel that will grant the victor one
wish, no boundries. All I need is to know who is interested in appearing
in either fic. If you are interested, send me the following information:
[Your Name] Obvious reasons for this one :)
[Nickname or Battle Callsign] Makes it easier to commentate during a
fight.
[Age] Duh!?
[Height] Double Duh!?
[Weight] Forget the duh, joke's getting old.....
[Sex] Not how much you want, your GENDER!
[Small bio] A little background on your reason for entering the
tournament and how you aquired your skill. I'll do a little 'fighter's
bios' sheet so you'll know who you're up against if you face another writer.
[Which fic you want to be in] Choose whether you want to be titled
'the greatest fighter of all time' or 'the greatest lovemaker of all
time' Only one choice, please!
[Special Moves] You can come up with three (3) of your own special
moves to use during the fight (what's a fight without special moves?)and
one (1)'desperation' final move. Please no 'destroy the world' powers,
you are human after all :) The same applies for the lemon fic, and I'll
need a description of each move. Remember, having strong special moves
doesn't mean you'll win the fight. This is technique, not power.
[Physical Strengths and Limitations] A fight's no fun if you are all
powerful, so just give a decription of what your alter-ego's strengths
and weaknesses are. Super-powers can be allowed, but they have to be
moderate, since pitting Ranma against Superman seems a bit unfair.
[Anime character(s) you wish to fight] First come (heh, heh), first
serve basis. You can send me the character you want to square of with
the most, but send back-up characters in case your first choice is taken.
[Your one wish should you win] Make it a good one, since that's all you
get, ONE!
The winner of each fight progresses to the next match, and since will be
an unbiased fic, so fanfic writers won't always win. I'll be basing the
outcomes on the information you send me, including your own and the
character you are fighting. Therefore it could be writer vs. anime,
anime vs. anime, or writer vs. writer! The final victor faces the
Fightmaster (or in the lemon, Sexmaster)for the right to obtain the
"Dragon's Eye".
The regular tournament involves martial arts fighting one-on-one while
the lemon will feature sex matches one-on-one (first to come loses ;) )
Hope some of you are really good friends out there! Who knows what will
happen. Winner of either tournament gets their wish and a small side
story explaining the happy "life after the tournament" shtick. Holy
shades of Street Fighter, Batman!
Win the tournament and one wish will be granted! You will be
immortalized as the greatest warrior of all time! Fight someone you've
had a long time grudge against! Or bed down the anime character you
always wanted! Whatever your choice, you will have your chance to strut
your stuff and show the world just how good you are!
Good luck and may the best fighter (or lover) win!
May you be adorned by beautiful women (or handsome men),
The Happy Hentai
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! HHH HHH HHH HHH ** Leader of the Hentai Liberation **!
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! HHH HHH HHH HHH ** Devoted fanatic of Ranma 1/2's **!
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!HHH HHHappy HHH HHHentai ** "Life's too short not to be Hentai!" **!
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