Finally comes Ranma and Akane's wedding day, and they're just 
about to consummate--\
	When Ranma wakes up and finds out it's all been a dream.

<groan>

BOO !!!  HISS !!!  BOO !!!   Of course I saw that comin' , but to do that to
Ranma! For SHAME!!! (Just kidding..... )  If it was that easy, nothing would
ever have been done with Ranma 1/2.  But of course, you knew that.  

Hey, it could have been worse...

"Akane..." Ranma's eyes shone as he suddenly gripped her hands in his.
They'd been fighting, as usual, when something seemed to come over him.
"I'm tired of this. So very, very tired."

"Ranma?" Akane inquired questioningly. "What do you mean?"

"I mean I'm tired of fighting. Tired of calling each other names. Tired
of pretending to hate each other. I love you, Akane. I want you to be my
wife."

"Oh, Ranma! Do you really mean it?" Tears started rolling down Akane's
cheeks. She clutched Ranma's hands tightly.

"Yes... yes, I mean it, Akane. Will you marry me?"

"Of course!" Akane cried, burying her face in his chest. After awhile,
she looked up at him and tentatively smiled.

"Come on," he told her, with an answering smile. "Let's go tell our
fathers. They'll be overjoyed."

With a pair of grins that shone so brightly they could be seen for
blocks, the couple linked hands and walked out the front door of
Furinkan High School, to start a new life together, a life of joy and
happiness, but mostly love.

Just then, they both got run over by a truck.

--JSH
(don't hit me!)