Not to be out punned....
John Doe owns a factory in Small-town America where they manufacture
pharmaceutical products. One day there was an accident at the plant and a
large vat of material used to make cold tablets spilled, covering John's
only son and causing him injuries severe enough to warrant an emergency trip
to the hospital. Being a small town, the story made the local paper the
next day, under the headline, "Pills bury Doe boy."
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