I'm gonna get the flock outta here, Bert!  Everyone's gonna be winging it on
these puns now, and it's giving me goosebumps just thinking about it.  But I
guess I'm game if you are, as long as there is more than just a fledgling
attempt at a few poultry jokes.  I canard believe, however, that you
wouldn't drake this opportunity to mallard us with one pun after another.
Remember: If you're gonna pun, do it right.  You know "Albumen must come to
the aid of their comrades," "Where there's a quill, there's a way," and so
forth...
So glad I could plume the depths of punning without getting a lot of flap

>from a crowd of people gaggling over it.
     I'm going to duck in yolky terror as I try to egret out a meeger
existance during this punfest.
     Rather than fly away like a chicken, I shall confront these quacks who
try to disturb the minds of the FFML and attempt to wren-ch some punsters
away from paddling on their keyboards.
     And, if I may poach one of Todd's puns, I "quill" not cease and
dincest (oops, wrong thread....) er, desist.
     I shall raise the shield of pun against the gnome-ble SkyKnight and
the sword of word shall be my weapun in crane battle, as my expertise isn't
that of the Flying Can. Frankly, I don't expect you to even quacknowledge
my hafling sized puns but if you fish a good challenge, wait not long as I
parabola will continue needling in this thread until I, too, am an
orificial "punster."

<Looking at his post>.... Not bad for a fist attempt..... DOH!
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Ben Kosse bmk7411@cs.rit.edu
BGC Otaku and worshipper of the Red-Eyed Goddess. Member of ShAS.
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