At 06:56 AM 1/27/97 -0500, you wrote:

(grins, and ducks FAST!!!)

        I'm gonna quack up...

The feathers are certainly flying in this punfest.. but then you can't
make an omlette without breaking green eggs and spam 

Okay, I think we've used up all the yolks for this particular thread. Let's
put it down before we eider get accused of fowl play, or given the bill for
the everyone who needs treatment for the punning. ^_^

I'm gonna get the flock outta here, Bert!  Everyone's gonna be winging it on
these puns now, and it's giving me goosebumps just thinking about it.  But I
guess I'm game if you are, as long as there is more than just a fledgling
attempt at a few poultry jokes.  I canard believe, however, that you
wouldn't drake this opportunity to mallard us with one pun after another.
Remember: If you're gonna pun, do it right.  You know "Albumen must come to
the aid of their comrades," "Where there's a quill, there's a way," and so
forth...

So glad I could plume the depths of punning without getting a lot of flap
from a crowd of people gaggling over it.

<runs: Mach3 + 50mph>

I'm sorry...it just slipped out! ^_^

yeah, uh-huh.



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