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                   A Ranma 1/2 Songfic, (sorta)

                      Fanfic Writer
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 (Sung to the tune of _Paperback Writer_ by the Beatles.)

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  Fa-a-anfi-ic Wri-iter    (writer, writer)
  
  Dear Sir, or Madam, will you read my fic?
  It took me months to write, but reads really quick.
  Based on a manga that I like to read
  and I have no life so I want to be a fanfic writer.
  (Fanfic writer!)
  
  It's a tragic story 'bout a magic spring
  and the martial artist who fell right in.
  His father's working for a bone doctor
  It's a small-time job, but it's better than a fanfic writer.
  (Fanfic writer!)
  
  It's a thousand pages, give or take a few;
  some I stole from Viz, but the most are new.
  I could write a sequel if you like this part.
  I could write myself in; gosh, it's great to be a fanfic writer.
  (Fanfic writer!)
  
  No, I never thought about the copyrights,
  but I disclaimed the author, so that is all right.
  Yeah, I got this letter, said "Cease and desist";
  I wrote a fic on it, 'cause I want to be a fanfic writer.
  (Fanfic writer!)
  
  Fa-a-anfi-ic Wri-iter...



Sebastian
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