On Sat, 25 Jan 1997, Barry Cadwgan wrote:

        PS: Could'a been worse.  Could'a suggested Bert get together with
Kate Madigan.  (duck)

That would be a match made in alloy.  Ah well, they would be suit'd to
each other, with a certain polish in their relationship.

Better watch out.. in the Alternate History of the Bubblegum Zone, which
is being.. I suppose best word is co-ordinated by Hitomi Ichinohei,
Twister goes out with the Lady of the Icy Heart and Purple Hair.. you
may have jumped straight from the flying-can to the whirlwind.

Bert : Flying Can?

Twister : Whirlwind???

Barry : Ahhh guys, don't look at me like that <ZAP> <FOOM>itte (Thud)
<sizzle> <sizzle> <sizzle>  @_@ 

In a place far far away, where Men are Real Men, Women are Real Women, and
Boomers are not just watercolours, there lived, or still lives, a hero. 
One of great courage, of great standing, of great general greatness, who
was destined to pacify the world, clean up pollution, find a cure for the
common cold, get the post delivered on time, and generally make the world
a nicer place to live. 

Sadly, this is not that story.  Rather, it is the story of one who made
the mistake of simultanously insulting two of the 'greats' in fanfiction
writing.  One who, when they finish, will really need a can-opening
blowdryer.  Or is that a wind-driven can-opener?

                                      ~~~~~
                  The Chaotic Trickster - kergma@humbug.org.au
               Its 5am and I'm lacking my coffee, whatdya expect? ;)