Ranma: What is it, pig boy?

Ryoga: Who you calling a pig boy, you perverted, sex changing fiend!??

I don't think you 'know' (if ya know what I mean) each other well enough
for pet names... ;)

well, I claim lust at first sight....that's my excuse and I'm
pricki.....er, sticking to it......


 

Ranma: Oh yeah, good comeback....you're just jealous Akane is mine.

Ryoga: You _imbecile_. I don't want Akane, I want you. I'm gay, and I

love

you.

So you sleep in Akane's bed as her pet pig? Makes sense...NOT!

I'm _so_ insulted,  Mr. Jeffreys. How DARE you insinuate that this fic had
ANY sense in it to begin with.....you disappoint me.....

Jeffreys: HUH??!?

Author: Never mind, I'm just listening to the Magic Knight Ray Earth
Storybook CD #1 and my brain is going numb from all the sweetness.....

Jeffreys: I knew there was a logica......uh, a reasona......um....a
plausib......ok ok, some damn reason for that.

Ranma: Oh yeah? Then who's fault is it?

Author: My fault fellas......I wrote it this way on purpose.

At least he takes the blame.

Rather gladfully too....am _I_ a pervert? Maybe I like S&M.......

*Ching Ching*

Gosh, I sure do hope these whips and chains don't clash with my Subway (tm)
uniform.....

I think that this is a good bit of rebuttal to this whole "Ranma 1/2 is
Gay" Flame War. Just goes to show that SPAM (System Permiating
Assimilationg Meatproduct) is mightier than flame. But you'd better watch
the hell out when Revenge season opens in September. <wicked grin>

Revenge, huh? I wasn't on this ML at the time....sounds like something I
might be interested in......<insert maniacal Kodachi-type laugh here>

 

Standing in the FFML in his asbestos underwear
   and pack of Oscar Mayer hot dogs:

Author: Oooh oooh! Mind if I join you? Look! I brought the buns!!

[The whole FFML facefaults. X_x]

Author: Not_ those_ buns you perverts!!! Aaahhh! Uhhhh, not that there's
anything wrong with that.....

Ryoga: Oh really? [Slowly puts an arm around said author's shoulders....]

Like I said, gotta go! My tires need more air!!

Ryoga: But you ride the bus!!

Author: Whatever!!!

                           ---------------------
-wyrm/dm(AKA Tom Jefferys: Time Lord for Hire; Also a mild detergent.)

Whose glass is completely empty. And broken.

At least you had a glass.....I have a cheap-O John Stockton plastic Dream
Team McDonald's cup that's getting melted by all the flames......



Odie

-Who's beginning to think this SPAM thingie may be alot cooler than he ever
knew