Subject: [FFML] [A][Response][To][The][Gay][Something][Or][Other]

Oh boy!

<snip>

Pointless, Friggin' Pointless

Truth in advertising.

Ryoga: Hey Ranma.

Ranma: What is it, pig boy?

Ryoga: Who you calling a pig boy, you perverted, sex changing fiend!??

I don't think you 'know' (if ya know what I mean) each other well enough
for pet names... ;)

Ranma: Oh yeah, good comeback....you're just jealous Akane is mine.

Ryoga: You _imbecile_. I don't want Akane, I want you. I'm gay, and I love
you.

So you sleep in Akane's bed as her pet pig? Makes sense...NOT!

Ranma: Oh yuck, that's so disgusting!!! I can't believe you Ryoga!!!!

Ryoga: Well, it's not my fault you idiot!!!

Ranma: Oh yeah? Then who's fault is it?

Author: My fault fellas......I wrote it this way on purpose.

At least he takes the blame.

Ranma: Why in the _hell_ would you do that!??

Author: Cause I felt like it. Hell, I can even make _you_ gay. Watch.

[Ranma jumps into Ryoga's arms and showers his with kisses. Ryoga responds
and begins passionately kissing Ranma back. Before the whole thing gets
hentai, the Author snaps his fingers and Ranma opens his eyes to find
Ryoga'stongue down his throat. He screams wildly and punches Ryoga into an
innocent bystander: in this case Jang Choe, who then rolls down a hill and
knocks Richard Lawson down who was trying to get a kite airborne. The kite
falls to the earth and lands in Scott Jamison's soup and messes up his nice
shirt 'Argh!! I just washed it too!'.]

(Wyrm falls out of his chair and collapses to the floor in a giggling fit
of laughter)

<rest of fit skipped to save breath wasted in laughter>

I think that this is a good bit of rebuttal to this whole "Ranma 1/2 is
Gay" Flame War. Just goes to show that SPAM (System Permiating
Assimilationg Meatproduct) is mightier than flame. But you'd better watch
the hell out when Revenge season opens in September. <wicked grin>

Standing in the FFML in his asbestos underwear
   and pack of Oscar Mayer hot dogs:

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Whose glass is completely empty. And broken.