Subject: NO MORE SPAM!! PLEASE, I'M BEGGIN YOU!!!
From: Alpha Centauri
Date: 1/24/1997, 6:21 PM
To: The Fan Fiction Mailing List
Reply-to:
Adam_Barnes@bc.sympatico.ca

No more! Please, make... the spam... stop!!

<<WARNING! SPAM CONTAINMENT FIELD FAILURE>>

Please, I can't take any more! I have a high tolerance for spam, but
this stupid Perverted/Gay/Whatever thread is killing me!

<<SPAM CORE BREACH IN TEN SECONDS>>

And it's breeding!! It's reaching out it's meat-substitute threads like
fingers to strangle our brains!!

<<EIGHT SECONDS TO SPAM CORE BREACH>>

Please...

<<SIX...>>

No more!

<<FOUR... THREE... >>

It's too late to save me, but no one else has to suffer...

<<TWO... ONE... HAVE AN NICE DAY>>

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The Prime Sagittarian,
Alpha Centauri

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