On Sun, 19 Jan 1997, Thomas Hamill wrote:

: To Fail a Final! Some of these are hilarious. Especially concerning
: essay and math finals. Enjoy!>                                [Yahoo!]

: 50 Ways to Fail a Final. At least half of these will make just about
: anyone laugh loud enough to cause a disturbance! Enjoy! ^_-

51.  Fill the entire paper with "All work and no play makes <your
    name> a dull <your sex>" in tiny script.  Ask for extra
    paper.


Sebastian

52.  Fill the entire paper by writing "I am a fish" four hundred times,
     performing a little dance at the end, and passing out.

53.  On your second try, cover your body with notes for the exam beforehand.
     When you get inside and find that all those carefully prepared notes
     have smeared into illegibility, place your inky palmprint on the paper,
     sign it, stand up, salute the examiner, and pass out.


Ciao,
                                     Terence Fergusson
                                 -- Stranded in an Anime-free College
                                 -- Celebrating the return of Red Dwarf
                                 -- And probably overdosing on it, but then,
                                     who gives a smeg?
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