Subject: re:Re: [FFML] [SPAM] More fanfic ideas...
From: Terence Fergusson
Date: 1/22/1997, 3:51 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

At 10:47 AM 1/17/97 +0000, you wrote:
Kuno could be meathook!  Kodachi could be the demon at his house.  
Ryoga could be given akane's cooking, get poisoned, and open the 
monkey grounds.

An idea, I suppose, but frankly, I don't like the idea of being given the 
option to "Tickle Kodachi", if you know what I mean...


Aww, c'mon, tickling Kodachi couldn't be considered.. well.. FUN? *innocent
look*

<sig snipped to protect the anomnity of the... ahem... not-so-innocent>

Right, I'm gonna stop this once and for all.  And after this, I should hear no 
more of casting Kodachi as the "murderous winged devil" in Monkey Island.

        Taunt   Fondle  Feel
        Tickle  Tap     Annoy
        Prod    Stroke  Finger
        Bother  Handle  Poke

See those 12 verbs up there?  In Monkey Island, those are the twelve things you 
can do to the Murderous Winged Devil.  Now, if you want to persist with this 
line of inquiry, and you really want to cast Kodachi as the Murderous Winged 
Devil, then you can.  But there is no way I want to think any more on this 
topic.

Thank you for listening, and I hope I haven't put too many of you off your 
food.

Ciao,
                                Terence Fergusson
                             -- Stranded in an Anime-free College





On Sun, 19 Jan 1997, Thomas Hamill wrote:

: To Fail a Final! Some of these are hilarious. Especially concerning
: essay and math finals. Enjoy!>                                [Yahoo!]

: 50 Ways to Fail a Final. At least half of these will make just about
: anyone laugh loud enough to cause a disturbance! Enjoy! ^_-

51.  Fill the entire paper with "All work and no play makes <your
    name> a dull <your sex>" in tiny script.  Ask for extra
    paper.


Sebastian

52.  Fill the entire paper by writing "I am a fish" four hundred times,
     performing a little dance at the end, and passing out.

53.  On your second try, cover your body with notes for the exam beforehand.
     When you get inside and find that all those carefully prepared notes
     have smeared into illegibility, place your inky palmprint on the paper,
     sign it, stand up, salute the examiner, and pass out.


 
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