a little side story to amuse you....
 
 
Ryoko (walking down aisle toward operative):<heh heh... this will work. Tenchi
will stand up and object and marry me. just watch.>
 
Operative: <smiles at Ryoko>
 
Ryoko (gets to altar and stands there in bridal position looking as beautiful
as she can.)
 
Operative: <smiles at Ryoko)
 
Priest : Do you Operative take Ryoko to be your wife.
 
Operative: I do.
 
Priest : And do you, Ryoko, take this two-bit worthless...
 
Operative (under his breath): I am *not* a two-bit....
 
Priest: Sorry. Do you take the Operative to be your husband?
 
Ryoko :<any time now, Tenchi> I do.
 
Priest: If anyone has any objections.
 
Several readers (gagged): Mmm  mmmph...mmm mmmm.
 
Ryoko (looks over at Tenchi): Well? Aren't you going to object?
 
Tenchi :Oh. No, Ryoko. You see, I love you most of all and I want you to be
happy, so even though *I* wanted to be your husband, I will set that aside so
you can be happy.
 
Priest : I now pronounce you husband and wife.
 
Ryoko :AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!