a little side story to amuse you....


Ryoko (walking down aisle toward operative):<heh heh... this will work. Tenchi
will stand up and object and marry me. just watch.>

Operative: <smiles at Ryoko>

Ryoko (gets to altar and stands there in bridal position looking as beautiful
as she can.)

Operative: <smiles at Ryoko)

Priest : Do you Operative take Ryoko to be your wife.

Operative: I do.

Priest : And do you, Ryoko, take this two-bit worthless...

Operative (under his breath): I am *not* a two-bit....

Priest: Sorry. Do you take the Operative to be your husband?

Ryoko :<any time now, Tenchi> I do.

Priest: If anyone has any objections.

Several readers (gagged): Mmm  mmmph...mmm mmmm.

Ryoko (looks over at Tenchi): Well? Aren't you going to object?

Tenchi :Oh. No, Ryoko. You see, I love you most of all and I want you to be
happy, so even though *I* wanted to be your husband, I will set that aside so
you can be happy.

Priest : I now pronounce you husband and wife.

Ryoko :AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

ROTFLMAO!! That's how things work out in real life too. ^_^


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Eric George (s982741@www.umsl.edu)
This was written on a Mihoshi Computer
Mihoshi Computers: Reliabilty Prevents Disaster