On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Kent Magami and David Outram wrote:

  Mr. Hill,

      If you do not cease and desist with these hideous and godawful
puns, I will have no recourse but to get into my DNA banks and unleash
the Ukyou Clones on you.

        Trust me, there a few people around here that can tell you some
WONDERFUL stories about the Ukyou Clones...

                                                             ---Erin 2.5

   David:  How about a C-ko clone?  They're not all like the original,
really!  And I have plenty of them hanging around, taking up space, GETTING
INTO MY KITCHEN!!

	{Not just *snip* but *SCHWONK!!*}

   C-ko7:  WAAAAAH!!!! Why can't I ever hit what I'm aiming at?!
   David:  Because you shoot like the original cooks?
   C-ko7:  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
   (C-ko8 makes her getaway.)
   David (to J.D.):  *Please* take a few of them off my hands....

	Hey!  No passing off Sig War weapons, goods and people to the masses 
outside!  If sigs were THAT easy to get rid of, I would've ditched ALL OF 
THEM by now!
	PW:  <I only stick around because I have nothing but love for all 
mankind and all things of this universe.>
	Orc Marines:  CHICKS!!
	SEE!?!  Now, if WE'VE gotta live with them, so do YOU!
	PW:  <I would be more than happy to remove some of your C-ko 
clones from existence for you in the next war, Mr. Outram.  Simply ask, 
and all your worries can. . .disappear.>
	Stay OUT OF THIS!!

                                         Ryoga Hibiki
                          Wielder of the Bladed Belt, Friend of P-Chan
			          finally back from hiatus

	PW:  <Spell 'hiatus' as 'L-O-S-T I-N D-A-L-L-A-S' and the truth 
shall be revealed.>