Spring of Drowned person with head-cold.

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Spring of Drowned Blender (Very tragic story!)

This is getting kinda rediculous.  Considering the title, how about something 
along these lines?

KUNO: Ah the tragedy, my sister went to Jusenkyo and fell into the Spring of 
Drowned Psychopath
RANMA: So what's her cursed form like?
KUNO: That was her cursed form, the spring didn't seem to do anything.