On Sat, 18 Jan 1997, Jonathan Haas wrote:

Shortest fanfic, eh? Here's one for you. I call it "The Solution".

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There wasn't a dry eye in the chapel. Finally, Ranma Saotome was getting
married. You could hear a pin drop as the minister spoke the final
words:

"By the power vested in me by the State of Utah, I now pronounce you man
and wives."

	Cute.  
	I'd reccomend moving this to Saudi Arabia or the Gulf nations, but
I think Shampoo at the very least would have the army after her within a
week.

htg