Shortest fanfic, eh? Here's one for you. I call it "The Solution".

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There wasn't a dry eye in the chapel. Finally, Ranma Saotome was getting
married. You could hear a pin drop as the minister spoke the final
words:

"By the power vested in me by the State of Utah, I now pronounce you man
and wives."

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--JSH

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From: 	Numbski[SMTP:ashadwic@panther.greenville.edu]
Sent: 	Friday, January 17, 1997 10:35 PM
To: 	fanfic@fanfic.com
Subject: 	[FFML] Dreams and Realities & Shortest fanfic

Dreams and Realitites Part 5 has been slightly delayed in coming. In the
meantime however, here's my entry for "The shortest fanfic award".  I got
the idea from a mass posting.

Ranma vs. Galactus

Ranma:  Don't eat my planet you flaky jerk!

**squish**

Galactus:  mmmm....okonomyaki...

Narrator:  and he can't even spell!

**squish**

Numbski
Tony Shadwick
Greenville College  Box 495
Greenville, IL  62246

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