Mr. Hill,

      If you do not cease and desist with these hideous and godawful
puns, I will have no recourse but to get into my DNA banks and unleash
the Ukyou Clones on you.

        Trust me, there a few people around here that can tell you some
WONDERFUL stories about the Ukyou Clones...

                                                             ---Erin 2.5

I would be interested in purchasing a few Ukyo clones.  Trying to complete a
harem.  I already have Kino Makoto, Armitage, Priss, and Miko Mido.  Need a
few Ukyos to round it out.  Also, have you ever thought of setting up an
Executive Protection service.  With Ranma and Ryoga to watch over the
Principal, you really have nothing to worry about.  What sort of mental
growth programming do you use?  Just trying to move away from the puns.

Ja ne!

   David:  How about a C-ko clone?  They're not all like the original,
really!  And I have plenty of them hanging around, taking up space, GETTING
INTO MY KITCHEN!!
   C-ko2:  You're out of arsenic again, David-san!  I'll just pop off to the
store for some more.  OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! (bounds off, twirling her ribbon)
   C-ko6:  The stove's not working again!  FIRE....*BALL*! <FWOOM!>
   (David cringes as the smoke alarm goes off again.)
   C-ko6 (smoke-blackened):  Maybe I should have tried that from further
back....
   David:  Maybe you should go somewhere else to do that!
   C-ko6:  Why are you so mean to me?!  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
   (Another C-ko, with spiked hair and gang colors, runs through, carrying a
wad of money, pursued by another C-ko wearing a cop's uniform)
   C-ko7:  Drop that cash and give yourself up! (fires a handgun)  Damn,
missed again.
   C-ko8 (sticking her tongue out):  Nah, that was a great shot!  That
VCR'll never bother ya again!  Hahahaha!  :P BEEEEEEEE!!!!
   C-ko7:  WAAAAAH!!!! Why can't I ever hit what I'm aiming at?!
   David:  Because you shoot like the original cooks?
   C-ko7:  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
   (C-ko8 makes her getaway.)
   David (to J.D.):  *Please* take a few of them off my hands....

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* Kent Magami and David Outram (kmagami@hsonline.net) *
*Second Deacon of Ryoga, Tracker of the Wandering One *
*Co-founder and High Priest of the Holy Order of A-ko *
*      Motto: You can *never* have enough C-kos!      *
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*  Save the fighting for the classroom! -- Miss Ayumi *
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*  One more step, and I would have advanced two ranks *
* and earned three meals a day.  I, Damaramu, will    *
* regret this.... -- Damaramu                         *
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