Here's one:

Spring of Drowned person with head-cold.

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-wyrm/dm(AKA Tom Jefferys: Time Lord for Hire; Also a mild detergent.)
      <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>           <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
   Member of the AFSS     MOUNTAIN DEW ROCKS!!     Vidboi (Marathon Pfhreak)
             Depraived Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
   =<SIG>= Wyrm-chan @_@ H-Wyrm @_@ Jenny @_@ Chibi-Usa @_@ Azusa =</SIG>=
=<^_^>= R1/2 # BGC # Sailor Moon # Dr Who # Star Trek # Monty Python =</^_^>=

Whose glass is completely empty. And broken.