At 07:00 PM 12/31/69 -0500, Frank Casper wrote:

<lots of truly disgusting stuff that will rot in the flames of hell snipped>

<Darren's eyes glaze over, foam begins to build in his mouth, and his limbs
become partially paralyzed. Before passing out completely, he manages to
lift his fingers to the keyboard.>

That's....just....wrong....

<Darren's face falls to the keyboard, glasses cracking and keys crunching as
his co-workers turn in horror. Foam leaks from between his twitching lips.>

Darren T.
darrent@mail.utexas.edu