More!  AHAHAHAHAHA!  <Thanks to SkyKnight for the encouragement, btw>

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.  After about an
hour,the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.  "But
why?", they asked, as they moved off.  "Because," he said, "I can't stand
chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

NYARRRG!

must...
Destroy...
PUNS...

Giant Flaming Rabid Gerbils from HELL! STAMPEDE!!!!

(A horde of big-ass gerbils, the biggest damn gerbils you've seen in your
life, with red horns and white fangs and flaming fur come bursting from the
walls of Todd Hill, trample, then devour him.)

Enough of this horseshit already!

                           ---------------------
-wyrm/dm(AKA Tom Jefferys: Time Lord for Hire; Also a mild detergent.)
      <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>           <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
   Member of the AFSS     MOUNTAIN DEW ROCKS!!     Vidboi (Marathon Pfhreak)
             Depraived Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
   =<SIG>= Wyrm-chan @_@ H-Wyrm @_@ Jenny @_@ Chibi-Usa @_@ Azusa =</SIG>=
=<^_^>= R1/2 # BGC # Sailor Moon # Dr Who # Star Trek # Monty Python =</^_^>=

Whose glass is completely empty. And broken.