On Fri, 17 Jan 1997 22:29:54 -0500 (EST), Andrew Huang wrote:
[Quoting me]
Actually Kodachi would scream more like
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These screams are collectively known as "The Black No's".
Get it?
Andrew: Ahem. You remember "Insanity on 5 Coulombs a Day" right? With my
good pal Kurimoto Shiro? The guy who's fallen in love with Kodachi?
Handles lightning like candy? Gets angrier than Akane? More irrational...
well, no one gets more irrational than Shiro.
[Shiro comes storming through the T1 link, looking like Thor incarnate,
minus Mjollnir and the beard and the red hair and...okay, he doesn't look
like Thor, but he's got the lightning to challenge Thor]
Andrew: By the way, he made a little stop along the way at some power
plant. The one that lights up all--and I mean ALL--of Gravitron City by
itself. I've heard that Gravitron City is now in one of its first
blackouts since that power plant was built.
Shiro: YoU DAre mAke fUN oF MY beLOveD KodACHi-SAAAAN?!!???!? SHIIIII
NEEEEE!!!!!
[screen blanks to the sound of Shiro pumping twenty teravolts through
Gary's head]
Andrew: Have fun recovering your skull fragments, Gary. ^_^ Heheh.
[screen refocuses to show Gary undamaged]
Gary: Sorry, pal. All the electrical power in the world won't get past
my Special Defense Technique [tm]. To give you a hint, it involves (1)
insulated clothing, and (2) a large grounded conducting object that
would be known to the layman as a "lightning rod". Fortunately, in the
Ranmaverse cool stuff like this is easy to find.
Now you shall feel MY special attack.
SHISHI CAN O'SPAM!!!!!!!!!
[Andrew and Shiro are buried under an avalanche of pork luncheon meat.
Gary gloats triumphantly. Then Kodachi gasses all three of them and
feeds them all to Mr. Turtle. The End.]
Gary Kleppe
kleppe@execpc.com, Home page http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe
My fanfics and the FFML map are on my comics/manga page,
http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics