Subject: Re: [FFML] Response to these puns
From: Andrew Huang
Date: 1/17/1997, 10:29 PM
To: Gary Kleppe
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

	You know how frightening Kodachi's laugh is, right?
	Imagine Kodachi screaming in pain and fear.

	YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

	That's what I'm feeling right now about those DAMNED PUNS. :O

Actually Kodachi would scream more like

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These screams are collectively known as "The Black No's".

Get it?


Andrew: Ahem. You remember "Insanity on 5 Coulombs a Day" right? With my
good pal Kurimoto Shiro? The guy who's fallen in love with Kodachi?
Handles lightning like candy? Gets angrier than Akane? More irrational...
well, no one gets more irrational than Shiro.

[Shiro comes storming through the T1 link, looking like Thor incarnate,
minus Mjollnir and the beard and the red hair and...okay, he doesn't look 
like Thor, but he's got the lightning to challenge Thor]

Andrew: By the way, he made a little stop along the way at some power
plant. The one that lights up all--and I mean ALL--of Gravitron City by
itself. I've heard that Gravitron City is now in one of its first 
blackouts since that power plant was built.

Shiro: YoU DAre mAke fUN oF MY beLOveD KodACHi-SAAAAN?!!???!? SHIIIII
NEEEEE!!!!!

[screen blanks to the sound of Shiro pumping twenty teravolts through
Gary's head]

Andrew: Have fun recovering your skull fragments, Gary. ^_^ Heheh.

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