On Fri, 17 Jan 1997, Alpha Centauri wrote:

Scott Jamison wrote:

                                HALF A CONVERSATION

(Alpha Centauri puts down the fic for a moment.)

Alpha:	*Sigh* Standard Author Insertion. At least it isn't a pun thread,
or one of those disgusting twisted evil things like that Cologne-Ranma
thing. I couldn't handle that... I... couldn't.

	Heheheh!

(alpha resumes reading, not noticing that the string of recent posts has
affected him so baly he has lapsed into script format)

	~_~

"Kunou-sempai!" she shouted.

(Alpha raises an eyebrow)

Alpha:	Now this is interesting...

	Indeed...

        You a

(Alpha's eyes go glassy. What remains of his sanity snaps like a brittle
twig. He begins drooling a little, and assumes the standard Warped
Zombie Stance; Hands out in front, head lolling to side, legs stiff and
unbending.)

	I'll take that as a compliment :-)

(Alpha doesn't see this part, because Alpha has already left his
computer to call his hordes of Undead Student Newspaper Staff to him so
that he can find SKJAM! and do something really nasty to him. Like write
him into another Infliction fic)

	That *was* an Infliction fic...

SKJAM!