Subject: Re: [FFML] [SPAMMISH]A not veiled threat regarding these puns.
From: "J. D. Farber" <farber@injersey.com>
Date: 1/17/1997, 11:19 PM
To: ERIN MILLS , fanfic@fanfic.com

At 07:15 PM 1/17/97 -0700, ERIN MILLS wrote:

  Mr. Hill,

      If you do not cease and desist with these hideous and godawful
puns, I will have no recourse but to get into my DNA banks and unleash
the Ukyou Clones on you.

        Trust me, there a few people around here that can tell you some
WONDERFUL stories about the Ukyou Clones...

                                                             ---Erin 2.5

I would be interested in purchasing a few Ukyo clones.  Trying to complete a
harem.  I already have Kino Makoto, Armitage, Priss, and Miko Mido.  Need a
few Ukyos to round it out.  Also, have you ever thought of setting up an
Executive Protection service.  With Ranma and Ryoga to watch over the
Principal, you really have nothing to worry about.  What sort of mental
growth programming do you use?  Just trying to move away from the puns.

Ja ne!

J. D. Farber
Firm believer in the Ryoga/Ukyo match
Owner of Ryoga's Travel Agency
Member of the Order of the Cold Shower
Member OAA
Right hand of Sailor Jupiter
Fianna Kinfolk
X-Tatic Mage

Ryoga and Ukyo!
Ranma and Akane!
And, if all else fails...
Ryoga and Ranma-chan!