Here's my belated contribution to the pun thread.  Sorry for the delay.

A panda walks into a saloon and growls, "GIMME A SANDWICH!"  After wolfing
down the sandwich, he draws a six-shooter, plugs the piano player dead in
the back, and heads for the door.  The bartender hollers, "Hey! You haven't
paid for the sandwich!"  The panda replies, "Idiot! I'm a panda!  LOOK IT
UP!"  And away he goes.  The bartender looks up "panda" in the dictionary
and finds:  "Large furry marsupial of the Asian continent.  Eats shoots and
leaves."

<heh.  The bad thing is, I have more of them....>  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



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