Subject: Re: [FFML] "Top Ten Excerpts..."
From: JAMES PALMER
Date: 1/16/1997, 7:36 PM
To: Adam_Barnes@bc.sympatico.ca, fcasper@yesic.com
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com



Casper, Frank <fcasper@yesic.com> 01/15/97 09:50pm >>>

Okay, most of the R 1/2 stuff I've read has been plain text
translations instead of anime or manga, so I'm not too sure what
Cologne looks like (I've seen a couple of image files of her, but they
didn't look like each other), but is this really *that* gross (I'm
assuming they're both adults in this scene)?

Do you know who Cologne is?  She is the withered, dried up old
mummy

Yes, I just wasn't sure what she looked like.  Thanks, everyone who
replied.

with the long white hair and pogoes about on a stick, and she is
more than adult for Ranma (hell, she's 300yrs old, y'know).
 
Oh okay.  I get it now.  Sure the wrinkles are bad - but since Cologne
is only two feet tall and Ranma is almost three times as tall, if they
had average proportions and average sex in the rest of that wedding
night scene then she'd be in a lot of pain.  Poor Cologne.

NO!!! Do NOT bring up that image!!! Don't...

(Alpha passes out from neural shock induced by the extremely
umpleasent image.)

Man, who would have thought I wrote that brief description of a
wedding between Ranma and Cologne it would have generated such a
stir.  It's not like I wrote a lemon scene with Ranma-Chan, Happosai and
Cologne in a threesome.  i wonder how Alpha Centauri would react to
that.  He reminds me of Tom Servo from MST3K with his head exploding
all the time.  :)

Such a sorrid tale of regret and passion it would be....The innocent love
between a young girl and her two ancient partners....No regrets....No
shame....Only pleasure....The loving caress of their withered hands as
they carressed Ranma-Chan's ample breasts and soft ass. Sweat
glistening off Cologne's trembling naked body as she moaned in pure
escasty and reached new heights of passion never before realized as
Happosai continued to pleasure her while Ranma-Chan slid underneath
him, clinged tenaciously to his buttocks and raised her head to....    

NO!!!  MUST....STOP....THIS....IDEA....MUST.....STOP.....NOW!!!

God, ....Cap?  Do you know what you have done?!?  Do you know what
you have done to so many unsuspecting fanfic writers?  They will try to
write their stories, any of them, and they will get this ultra-grotesque
image in their collective heads.  And promptly pass-out, or go insane. 
How could you be so cruel to do that, to so many?  Shame, shame,
shame. :-)  

SuperHentai

"I am......SuperHentai !!!"
     Chorus: "HUZZAH !!!"