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	Most amusing/frightening, but I don't see why they _all_ have to
be Ranma 'fics!
	Here's a bit of variety for y'all... (warning ecchi!)

	Sylia remained hunched over her workstation in the back of the van
until Nene squeezed into the last of her street clothes and stepped out
the back.  The job had gone quietly, with no fatalities and minimal
property damage outside the warehouse district; but instead of changing in
the van with the others, the leader of the Knight Sabres merely set her
helmet aside and linked it to her computer.
	Once she was certain the van was empty, Sylia carefully removed
the recording chip from her workstation and glanced up just in time to
notice movement and a bit of light reflecting from within one of the A.C. 
vents.  #Very ingenious Mackie,# Sylia thought wryly as she noted the
camera's placement, #it's nice to see you've risen to the challenge.#
	Not that it was any trouble to copy her own recordings for her
baby brother, but Sylia was pleased to see him that his mind was as
flexable and creative as the rest of him.
	She quickly and efficently pulled herself out of her outer
battlesuit; then, looking dead at the camera, she slowly and sensually
peeled off the underlying bodysuit, taking time to rub the exposed flesh
and display herself to the voyuer.  As Sylia finally stepped out of the
outfit she noticed the fresh dampness on it and considered continuing the
show, but the approaching voices from the outside prompted her to pull on
her regular clothing, stuff her underwear and recording in her purse, and
mouth 'tonight' to the camera before ducking out to resume her less secret
lives.

>From BGC: It's Always The Quiet Ones


	"AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
	The sound of Kyoko's scream echoed throughout the boarding house,
instantly breaking the usual staredown 'twixt Mitaka and Godai.  They both
raced into the building and, hearing the muffled cries and groans coming
from the Manager's apartment, burst through the door.
	"Kyoko!  What's happ-"
	"Karinin-san! Are yo-"
	"AHH! UN!  MOTTO!  M-MOTTO KUDASAI!  MOTTO SOCHIROU-SAAAAAAAAAAN!
	"BAU! BAU! BAU! BAU! BAU! BAU!"

>From Maison Ikkoku: Kyoko Loves Sochirou-san! Godai's Strange Love Rival. 

HTG (Now where did I leave that absestos sweatsuit?)