Subject: Re: [FFML] "Top Ten Excerpts..."
From: Alpha Centauri
Date: 1/15/1997, 5:57 AM
To: Lizsue
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com
Reply-to:
Adam_Barnes@bc.sympatico.ca

Lizsue wrote:

At 09:54 AM 1/15/97 -0500, WebDragon wrote:
Okay, most of the R 1/2 stuff I've read has been plain text translations
instead of anime or manga, so I'm not too sure what Cologne looks like (I've
seen a couple of image files of her, but they didn't look like each other),
but is this really *that* gross (I'm assuming they're both adults in this
scene)?


       Do you know who Cologne is?  She is the withered, dried up old mummy

Yes, I just wasn't sure what she looked like.  Thanks, everyone who replied.

with the long white hair and pogoes about on a stick, and she is more than
adult for Ranma (hell, she's 300yrs old, y'know).

Oh okay.  I get it now.  Sure the wrinkles are bad - but since Cologne is
only two feet tall and Ranma is almost three times as tall, if they had
average proportions and average sex in the rest of that wedding night scene
then she'd be in a lot of pain.  Poor Cologne.

NO!!! Do NOT bring up that image!!! Don't...

(Alpha passes out from neural shock induced by the extremely umpleasent
image.)

The Prime Saggitarian,
Alpha Centauri

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