At 10:57 AM 97-01-15 +0000, you wrote:

Lizsue wrote:

At 09:54 AM 1/15/97 -0500, WebDragon wrote:

Okay, most of the R 1/2 stuff I've read has been plain text translations
instead of anime or manga, so I'm not too sure what Cologne looks like

(I've

seen a couple of image files of her, but they didn't look like each other),
but is this really *that* gross (I'm assuming they're both adults in this
scene)?

       Do you know who Cologne is?  She is the withered, dried up old mummy

Yes, I just wasn't sure what she looked like.  Thanks, everyone who replied.

with the long white hair and pogoes about on a stick, and she is more than
adult for Ranma (hell, she's 300yrs old, y'know).

Oh okay.  I get it now.  Sure the wrinkles are bad - but since Cologne is
only two feet tall and Ranma is almost three times as tall, if they had
average proportions and average sex in the rest of that wedding night scene
then she'd be in a lot of pain.  Poor Cologne.

NO!!! Do NOT bring up that image!!! Don't...

(Alpha passes out from neural shock induced by the extremely umpleasent
image.)

The Prime Saggitarian,
Alpha Centauri

<<END OF LINE>>

Man, who would have thought I wrote that brief description of a wedding
between Ranma and Cologne it would have generated such a stir.  It's not
like I wrote a lemon scene with Ranma-Chan, Happosai and Cologne in a
threesome.  i wonder how Alpha Centauri would react to that.  He reminds me
of Tom Servo from MST3K with his head exploding all the time.  :)

Such a sorrid tale of regret and passion it would be....The innocent love
between a young girl and her two ancient partners....No regrets....No
shame....Only pleasure....The loving caress of their withered hands as they
carressed Ranma-Chan's ample breasts and soft ass. Sweat glistening off
Cologne's trembling naked body as she moaned in pure escasty and reached new
heights of passion never before realized as Happosai continued to pleasure
her while Ranma-Chan slid underneath him, clinged tenaciously to his
buttocks and raised her head to....    

NO!!!  MUST....STOP....THIS....IDEA....MUST.....STOP.....NOW!!!