At 07:32 AM 1/15/97 -0600, Eric George wrote:

AT&T
by Eric George
C&C: Kirpal Sukumar

Eeep!

*****

	"CUT!!"
	The director, Kal, looked over his cast, "Ok, people. I know we've been

Kal? *Snicker*

Phone: You have reached the demon help line. Please press 1 if you want a
minor demon to for some killing. Press 2 if you want a demon to posses you
boss. Press 3 if you want a demon to posses you wife. Press 4 if you want
your children to be released from possesion. Press 5 if you want your soul
possesed. Press 6 if you have gathered some souls to sell. Press 7 or wait
on the line if you want to talk to a representative. If you need to speak to
a superviser, please press 666. If you have dialed a wrong number, it's too
late; you are now ours.

Keiichi: Uh oh...

LOL! HA! Hehe...I do think you should of addeed "Press 8 for a busty
Succubus to suduce you then have mad passionate Animal Gratuitus Sex with you."

Nene & C-Ko: Aiiiieeeee!! A PERVERT!! (They run off)

Nene-chan!

Shayla Shayla (glowering): Get out, you HENTAI!!!! (proceedes to pursue Kuno
down the hall, flinging energy bolts at him.)

Eeep! Chrispy Kuno! 

Hehhe...Like that...

Kuno (Clothing is torn with a body cast visible underneath, he's bruised and
limping through the common area of girls' dorm): Are not our rates the
lowest? Are not our operators the friendliest? These are the things we truly
value at AT&T.

HA! That sounds just like that an add to! Ahahahah!

Nanami: Well Makoto, as I was saying... Hello? Hello? (Clicks on the hook
button several times) Drat! (Stares in horror as tentacles come out of the
handset) Ayieeeeeeeee!

Heh...Run run!

The tentacles quickly became a youma, which then ramapges through the girls
dorm, much to the dismay of its occupants.

I though he was reformed....

Kuno (Walking through a room that looks like Nasa'a mission control): Our
connectivity has reached 99% on the first call, a mark which we are proud
of. When you need a reliable phone company, pick Anime Telephone & Telegraph.

Kuno....kuno Kuno....Heh...this is good....

Mihoshi (smiling): AT&T. How may Mihoshi help you?

"WAI! Mihoshi Made a Sale!"

	Mihoshi's voice came thru the phone. "AT&T desu!  Ara, how may Mihoshi help
you? Mihoshi is confused!"

Heheheh...LOVED IT! More More More! 

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