This punning has sent me reel-ing.

But the lure to pun has hooked without knowing it so "Cry havok and let slip 
the fish of war!"  I will not be cast aside without getting a few hooks in 
myself.

When the punning started, I was fit to be Tied but shook it off.  Soon, it 
was too much Bait to resist, my insides in Knots.  I got tired of being the 
Walleye flower, Blue-gill-ed to the max.  I hope this Pan's out since I feel 
like a small fish in a large pond.  From my Perch at the computer, I have my 
Pike ready for action.  I guess someone should call a Sturgeon before someone 
Belly ups or can't keep their head below water.  Seaing is believing.  Being a 
Northern guy, people have said that not all my Bobbers are in the water.  Not 
trying to be Crabby or Shellfish, I like to Carp on about different things 
until the Catfish gets my tongue.  Sometimes my punning tendancies are very 
Bullhead-ed attempts to be a Starfish.  Not wanting to Rock The Boat, these 
puns might Anchor someone but til then, let's keep them Spawning, going with 
the Flow.
     I think we have all gotten a little Sharky, Biting off more than we can 
chew.  But I guess on got on the Tail of this Line.  I couldn't help but Sink 
my teeth into it.  I'd give my Eyeteeth for a Molar unit of Wisdom, but that 
would be Pulling something.  Maybe it's the Root of this string that's the 
most fun...

    Oh well, I hope to have Brightened your day with a few Brilliant puns.  
Maybe I better Lighten up before several people Socket to me, for Yanking 
their chains.  well, this has been my Plug, if anyone could Lampstand it.

Jason "Jazz" Jensen
A staunch believer and user of the For...oops, Duct Tape.
"There is no such thing as 'too much' explosive."