Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Greetings! ^_^

'Tis author season! *smiles*

<A silver blue hardsuit pops out of a hole in the ground to the sound of a
trumpet fanfare, and flashes a large wooden sign:  "DBTFH Season!">

Beware! We have powers mere mortals (such as yourself ;) could not even
conceive of! ^_-

So do I....beware, lest pundemonium befall thee!!! ;)

[Prodding]

I have a hardsuit. I'm not worried. ^_^

My remote can alter and twist reality to suit my purpose. Your suit is
nothing in its power ^_-

That depends on whether it suits my purpose to let you affect me. -_^  Of
course, I could just say 'suit yourself'.

Hmm....maybe I'll file a harassment suit.... -_^

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ^_^

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<Click!>

^_^

Ah! Thou'rt one of those numbered among Stargazer's authors! Prepare, for
he shall return but soon! And if he does not, then I stand in his stead,
and you shall be MINE! HahaHAHAhaHAHAhahaHAhaHA!! ^_-

Either way, ye should be wary of rousing sleeping punsters... -_^

Ye Gods! It's the attack of the evil Piers Anthony Clones!!

The Prime Saggitarian,
Alpha 'In Xanth, no one can hear you pun' Centauri

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