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"The Great Anime Fanfiction Bloopers"
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Have you ever wondered how fanfiction authors always get
their characters to do exactly what they want?  Simple.  It's
called "editing".  You never see all the scenes that go wrong,
all the impromptu entrances, exits, fumbling of lines, and so
forth.  Until now.

Okay, any takers?

Guy in sunglasses: Ranma 1/2 Episode 39, scene 4: Take 1 (snaps scene divider)

Ranma: (Holds up bra) Oh wouldn't this look just darling on me?

Akane: Not in public! (Looks around worridly at the girls staring in shock
around her) Can't you be ..... *snicker* Can't you be .... normal....
*snicker*

Ranma: *snicker* -- If I was normal, we wouldn't be having this episode!

Director: CUT!!!!

Guy in sunglasses: Ranma 1/2 Episode 39, scene 4: Take 2 (snaps scene divider)

Ranma: (Holds up bra) Oh wouldn't this look ... Hell I can't say it!

Director CUT!!!

Guy in sunglasses: Ranma 1/2 Episode 39, scene 4: Take 3 (snaps scene divider)

Ranma: (Holds up bra) Oh wouldn't this look just darling on me?

Akane: Not in public, you idiot. You're embarassing me!  (Looks around
worridly at the girls staring in shock around her. Kasumi wanders on the set)

Kasumi: Where the HELL is wardrobe?!?! I've been waiting in my 
trailer for fifteen minutes, dammit! Don't I deserve better than this?
Where's my agent?

Director: Why me???

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Then again... Maybe not.

Chris
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Chris Jones                      hamster@arn.net
The Hamster House of Animation   http://users.arn.net/~hamster
The Ranma 1/2 Gallery            http://www.geocities.com/tokyo/6413
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