Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Greetings! ^_^

'Tis author season! *smiles*

Author season? Where's that wascawy wabbit?

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Bert van Vliet                  skyknght@sentex.net

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^_^

[Jeremy sits at the computer, rapidly hitting '3']

Jeremy: I don't feel better yet.
	-Jeremy