On Sat, 11 Jan 1997, Bert Van Vliet wrote:

Greetings! ^_^

'Tis author season! *smiles*

<A silver blue hardsuit pops out of a hole in the ground to the sound of a
trumpet fanfare, and flashes a large wooden sign:  "DBTFH Season!">

I have a hardsuit. I'm not worried. ^_^

	Now where did I put the keys to my Bird of Prey...? Oh Bert.... 
you _promised_ you were only gonna take it out for a quick spin around the
block.... 

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^_^

	Now lemme see... Would a photon torpedo be considered the same as
pressing the key? Or would a phaser be more appropo? Perhaps a rail gun?
Hmmmmm.....

Bert Van Vliet Skyknght@sentex.net
[Alias SkyKnight, High-tech Knight-in-shining-armour]

	Must remember.... 1 can of Brasso, mail to Bert.

"Duct tape is like the Force: it has a light side, a Dark side, and it holds
the galaxy together."

	Okay... who hid my carpet tape? What about my Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles tape?

	Ed Becerra

	"Dreamers may die, but the dream is eternal..."