Subject: To Zen...Some sort of error...
From: wyrm@mail.utexas.edu (Thomas R Jefferys)
Date: 1/10/1997, 1:45 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

HI! This was from awhile ago, but, unfortunately, Zen, your server seems to
be out.

Sorry for the SPAM, WW.

(sound of tequila bottle popping open *POP*)

Zen would be very afraid of a TEQUILA bottle that went *POP*.

It's Wyrm's Special Brew - Sparkling Tequila. Brewed here in the Middle of
Nowhere! It's perfectly safe...well, as safe as tequila gets. And of
course, it has a worm in it.

                           ---------------------
-wyrm/dm(AKA Tom Jefferys: Time Lord for Hire; Also a mild detergent.)
      <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>           <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
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             Depraived Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
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Whose glass is completely empty. And broken.