This is my first attempt at writing a fanfic. Well not my first attempt,
just the first one I got done. 

Feedback is encouraged.

Note: this was inspired by "Anime Night Live" written by Scriviner.

All characters are the property of their respective creators and are used
without Permission

AT&T is a trademark of American Telephone & Telegraph and is used with out
permission.

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AT&T

Kuno (walking through a scene similar to the first scene in Oh My Goddess!):
As the vengeance of Heaven is slow but sure, AT&T's connectivity is fast and
secure.

Keiichi (picking up the phone): I think I'll have some take out ramen.
(Dials a number.) Hello?

Phone: You have reached the demon help line. Please press 1 if you want a
minor demon to for some killing. Press 2 if you want a demon to posses you
boss. Press 3 if you want a demon to posses you wife. Press 4 if you want
your children to be released from possesion. Press 5 if you want your soul
possesed. Press 6 if you have gathered some souls to sell. Press 7 or wait
on the line if you want to talk to a representative. If you need to speak to
a superviser, please press 666. If you have dialed a wrong number, it's too
late; you are now ours.

Keiichi: Uh oh...

Kuno (Walking through the common area of girls' dorm): Those of us who work
for Anime Telephone and Telegraph are proud of the accomplishments that we
have achieved in bringing you fast, reliable service.

Nanami: Well Makoto, as I was saying... Hello? Hello? (Clicks on the hook
button several times) Drat! (Stares in horror as tentacles come out of the
mouth and phone pieces) Ayieeeeeeeee!

The tentacles quickly become a youma, which then has a field day at the
girls' dorm, much to the dismay of its occupants.

Kuno (Walking through a room that looks like Nasa'a mission control): In
fact our connectivity has reached 99% on the first call, a mark which we are
proud of. When you need a reliable phone company, pick Anime Telephone &
Telegraph.

Camera zooms in on an operator.

Mihoshi: AT&T. How may I help you?