Note: this was inspired by "Anime Night Live" written by Scriviner. I also
want to thank him for his suggestion that I have Kuno enter throught the
wrong door at the girls' dorm.

I'm kind of surprised that this has inspired Erin Mills' "TGACFH!!! Side
Story #1 1/2: A few moments behind the scenes."

I'm also interested in any feedback.

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AT&T is a trademark of American Telephone & Telegraph and is used with out
permission.

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AT&T

Kuno (walking through a scene similar to the first scene in Oh My Goddess!):
As the vengeance of Heaven is slow but sure, AT&T's connectivity is fast and
secure.

Keiichi (picking up the phone): I think I'll have some take out ramen.
(Dials a number.) Hello?

Phone: You have reached the demon help line. Please press 1 if you want a
minor demon to for some killing. Press 2 if you want a demon to posses you
boss. Press 3 if you want a demon to posses you wife. Press 4 if you want
your children to be released from possesion. Press 5 if you want your soul
possesed. Press 6 if you have gathered some souls to sell. Press 7 or wait
on the line if you want to talk to a representative. If you need to speak to
a superviser, please press 666. If you have dialed a wrong number, it's too
late; you are now ours.

Keiichi: Uh oh...

Kuno (Opening a door to a girls' dorm): Are those of us who work for Anime
Telephone and Telegraph proud of our accomplishments? Are we not proud of
the reliable fast service we have wrought for you?

Nene & C-Ko: Aiiiieeeee!! A man!! (They run off)

Shayla Shayla (glowering): Get out, you HENTAI!!!! (proceedes to pursue Kuno
down the hall, flinging energy bolts at him.)

Kuno (Clothing is torn, he's bruised and limping through the common area of
girls' dorm): Are not our rates the lowest? Are not our operators the
friendliest? These are the things we truly value at AT&T.

Nanami: Well Makoto, as I was saying... Hello? Hello? (Clicks on the hook
button several times) Drat! (Stares in horror as tentacles come out of the
mouth and phone pieces) Ayieeeeeeeee!

The tentacles quickly became a youma, which then has a field day at the
girls dorm, much to the dismay of its occupants.

Kuno (Walking through a room that looks like Nasa'a mission control): Our
connectivity has reached 99% on the first call, a mark which we are proud
of. When you need a reliable phone company, pick Anime Telephone & Telegraph.

Camera zooms in on an operator.

Mihoshi (smiling): AT&T. How may I help you?