Subject: Re: I'm the part...
From: wyrm@mail.utexas.edu (Thomas R Jefferys)
Date: 1/9/1997, 3:04 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Chapter 1006:  "I'm the part that just barely keeps me from grabbing
Mousse, Shampoo, Pops, Ryouga, and Pantyhose for an all night Jusenkeyo
orgie.  I leave out the Kinea guy becuase his other form's an innocent
priest, and last I checked Michael Jackson has dibs on all those."

Chapter 1007:  "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Chapter 1008:  "I'm the part that can't help but have hentai fantasies
about Tsubasa and Konatsu."

Out of hand yet? ;^)

Not quite:

Chapter 1009: "I'm the part of Ranma that wants to eat twelve tons of SPAM
a day, drink my own urine, and have my testicles laminated."

Chapter 1010: "I'm the part of Ranma that wants to become the personal
boytoy of Azusa Shiratori."

Chapter 1011: "I'm the part of Ranma who secretly lusts after Ryouga...and
I don't mean his human side! >:)"

Proving that I'm more depraived than all of you:

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-wyrm/dm(AKA Tom Jefferys: Time Lord for Hire; Also a mild detergent.)
      <wyrm@mail.utexas.edu>           <JEFFERYSTR@rascal.guilford.edu>
   Member of the AFSS     MOUNTAIN DEW ROCKS!!     Vidboi (Marathon Pfhreak)
             Depraived Kawaii Thing of the First Order, Martin
   =<SIG>= Wyrm-chan @_@ H-Wyrm @_@ Jenny @_@ Chibi-Usa @_@ Azusa =</SIG>=
=<^_^>= R1/2 # BGC # Sailor Moon # Dr Who # Star Trek # Monty Python =</^_^>=

Whose glass is completely empty. And broken.