On Tue, 7 Jan 1997, J. D. Farber wrote:

Chapter 2: "I'm the part who is the abrasive idiot who insults Akane and 
          annoys the hell out of her."
Chapter 3: "I'm the part who misses his mommy."
Chapter 4: "I'm the part who loves Ukyou because she makes more sense."
Chapter 5: "I'm the part who thinks Shampoo should put clothes on because 
          colds are bad."
Chapter 6: "I'm the part who controls the lungs and blood circulation.  If 
          the part who loves Akane gets rid of me he's in big trouble."

Chapter 7: "I'm the part who loves Ryoga because fangs are really cute!"

Chapter 8:  "I'm the part that really LIKES my girl-type for all it's
lemon-scented properties..."
Chapter 9:  "I'm the only part that DISAPPEARS with a splash of cold
water! ;^)"